August 2012
242 posts
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
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When my boyfriend tries to give my friends advice
whatshouldwecallme:
fitblr: you're not peeing every fifteen minutes? OMG YOU MUST BE SO DEHYDRATED HERE IS A LITRE OF WATER DRINK IT ALL. NOW.
fitblr: peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter
fitblr: omg fruit is amazing for you don't even listen to anyone else it's beautiful
fitblr: deformed carrots are turned into baby carrots? STOP VEGETABLE SHAMING. EVERY VEGETABLE IS BEAUTIFUL.
fitblr: i need everything in the nike store ok
fitblr: don't try to tell me whats healthy and whats not I know my shit
When my boyfriend says he's lucky to have me
whatshouldwecallme:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW PERRY! I LOVE YOU ♥
oneddaydreams:
Time to dance on the tables and drink some champagne because today is no ordinary day, it’s Matthew Perry’s birthday.
Here we go with some good old pics of the oh so amazing Chandler Muriel Bing, everybody!
